How to meet girls on Twitter

Twitter girl on Laptop
What is wrong with me?
I have known James for several years now, & pretty much at every turn I screw him over in some way – one time I had him write on my old website site for like 6 months (more like 18 months, ed.), & then I deleted all his posts later.
Anyway, I do know he’s been getting active in social networking & social media & social internetting & being social online & also Twitter. As such – & because I am a self-perceived professional in these areas – I’ve decided to give Jordi something for his net site weblog.
Here is – as clearly as I can state them – the best ways to meet – & not meet – girls on Twitter. I didn’t generate all of these, but I’ve definitely perfected them.
1) Don’t swear. Look at it this way – there are plenty of girls who are offended by swearing, but only a few who are offended by not swearing. Swearing was impressive when you were 12… and if you are still 12, then you should stay off the internet.
2) Be action-packed in your image. There’s a reason i’ve a image that’s action-packed looking. It’s so girls think I’m always on an fascinating adventure while I do my important Twitter typing.
3) Legalities aside, if you’re over 24 or so, don’t follow 18-year olds. For actual – the 25-year olds find it off-setting, & like…just don’t do it. 19-year olds are fine.
4) Never, ever discuss how Awesome World of Warcraft is in your profile. Stuff like this maybe only works for me.
NOTE: In an odd little bit of counter-point, I  looked, & 75% of the people I follow are 19-year old girls.
5) Along those self same lines, is it “18-year olds” or “18 year-olds”. Hyphen placement perplexes me,  since my personal abandonment of the question mark. Oh – don’t mess with grammar at all, or insinuate you lack education. Girls detest this.
NOTE: SERIOUSLY, DON’T DO THIS. NO JOKES HERE.
6) Don’t do sexual innuendo in public. Like any males who follow you are  going to think it’s odd, & any females who reply to it are  giggling at you with their friends. They’re not giggling with you.
7) Don’t be arrogant & self-absorbed. This is another that only I appear able to pull off.
8) Don’t discuss the way you detest canines. This only works for me. In cases where this is done & it’s not me, it’s unsettling for females.
9) You shouldn’t Tweet about how you’re going to the gym, unless you’re doing it with fake bad grammar with an implication of an aversion to canines, & also to meet 18-year elderly girls.
10) Be yourself. Also, in case you search for “Grey’s Anatomy”, that’s where all the good-looking girls are. Also “Gossip Girl”, but that’s only for 17-year olds, & you know you shouldn’t be talking to them on Twitter anyway.
11) Be polite. Most women respond better to guys that are polite. This might seem obvious, but apparently, many guys seem to think the way to get a girls attention online is to be crude and offensive. Don’t do that. Very, very few chicks go for that.

Now may be the best time to START meeting girls on Twitter. It is 2011 guys.
Here is some amazing insight that came about THIS MORNING during a coaching call with one of the blokes who has me coach him. In case you are in to online dating at all (which you really should to be), you’ll need to pay close attention.
It’s no secret to somebody who is successful online that Match.com et al  do not give out solid advice when it comes to helping us guys succeed on their site (which to this day amazes me to no end).
As you may know already, I talk a lot about how dude ruin their chances from the start in their online profiles…simply by FOLLOWING THE DIRECTIONS.
So what do most guys do when we read the heading of the narrative category that reads, “About me and who I am looking for”?
Essentially, we  try to give as intuitive directions as feasible and leave us on our own for any actual “strategy” other than “be nice”. Great…
Disastrous.
You got it…they FOLLOW THE FORMULA as if it were an “essay question” from fifth grade.
Why?
basically put, by doing so you all but SECURE your fate as a “comma chameleon”…relegated to writing out a comma-delimited list of how you’re comic, intelligent, spontaneous, etc.
In writing out such a list, you basically can make yourself out to be somebody YOU need to somebody YOU need.  fill in the blanks, and you’ve advertised yourself as all sorts of nice things.
and you’ll be NO DIFFERENT than any other bloke online…and therefore all but ANONYMOUS in a sea of other “also-ran” guys.
Now in case you see a woman with a generic profile like that, you might  look at the pics and pick to write her anyway.
But had he written a very socko profile that caught your attention in a “non-generic” way, my guess is that you’d be even more intrigued and excited to speak to her.
Seriously.
Well, here it’s: females are about 10X more interested in WHAT YOU WRITE than you are in what we write.
and “generic” is a mood-killer. we need a bloke who STANDS OUT from the crowd.
and yes, this means breaking the mold of being a “comma chameleon”. You  can’t think in terms of “about me and who I’m looking for”…at least not in case you need to get THE highest-quality females to write back.
Well, three weeks ago I brought up the  preposterous assumption that Twitter.com could be the “next-generation” dating site.
So the large query is WHAT DO YOU DO INSTEAD?
I’ve since strengthened my belief that being on Twitter and actively participating can actually ALSO help your fortunes on sites like Match.com, lots of Fish, etc.
For starters, I’ve come to the conclusion that “micro blogging” is the VERY ESSENCE of writing first e-mails to females.
How so? Watch what happens on Twitter very closely, and you’ll see people do AMAZING THINGS with 140 characters.
As you know, your first e-mails to females ought to be BRIEF. No “life stories” or drawn out, lugubrious missives desperately begging for a date or telling some anonymous chick she’s your “dream woman”.
Nope.
the secret is “be fascinating in three sentences”. period.
This is what goes down on Twitter ALL DAY LONG.
The best way to do that is to cultivate your skill at being concise, even as you TAKE INTEREST in something you ACTIVELY NOTICED about her…and then present a CLEAR CALL TO ACTION.
So in case you get on Twitter and practice, you’ll have a MAJOR ADVANTAGE compared to other guys when it comes time to pinpoint something icy in a woman’s profile, ask her the right query about it in your first e-mail to her, and CALL HER TO ACTION in getting her to write back.
1) Find something fascinating anyone said
2) Send an “@reply” with something that adds value to the discussion
3) Give a link featuring something the intended recipient ought to take a glance at. This flat-out WORKS in the very social world of Twitter.
and you know what? It doesn’t cease at “micro-blogging”. I honestly think that the bloke who starts treating his PROFILE NARRATIVE like a weblog is going to be the bloke who gets ALL the high-quality females.
and what blogger writes “about me and who I’m looking for”?
The weblog POSTS are the blogger’s thoughts about life, issues, and what’s going on at the moment. After all, “blog” is short for “web log”.
None, of coursework…that’s what the “about” page on WordPress is for. No doubt.
Then how about this: Start SHARING YOUR LIFE with females in your weblog…err, “online dating profile”.
Do you lead an fascinating life? Are YOU viewing yourself as the PRIZE, instead of chasing females?
discuss what you’re doing RIGHT NOW, like you would on Twitter. But you’ll actually have up to 2000 characters (or more) instead of 140. nice.
Demonstrate what’s going on in YOUR REALITY, right here…right now.
I don’t care if what you write today stays up there a couple of weeks. If it’s what was going on in your life when you wrote it, then it’s going to be TONS more fascinating and engaging than whatever some “comma chameleon” has scrawled elsewhere on his online dating profile.
in case you need to speak you blog–I mean, “online dating profile”–into a voice recorder (which most cell rings have in them nowadays), then so be it. You need this to be written exactly as you talk in actual life.
Twitter as a “training ground” for writing first e-mails? jogging a blog as a model for writing online dating narratives? I must be kidding.
Except Im GUNFIGHTER SERIOUS.