If you really want to be successful with women, forget the “mystery method.” Forget the D.E.N.N.I.S. system. All you need to do is follow the Don Draper method, a simple four step program.
Step 1: When in doubt, remain absolutely silent.
Step 2: When asked about your past, give vague, open-ended answers.
Step 3: Have a great name.
Step 4: Look fantastic in a suit, look fantastic in casual wear, look fantastic in anything, sound good, smell good, kiss good, strut around with supreme confidence, be uncannily successful at your job, blow people away every time you say anything, take six hour lunches, disappear for weeks at a time, lie to everyone about everything, smoke and drink constantly.
Click the video below to see it in action:
That was an amazing episode of SNL. On Halloween no less.
Update: here is an awesome painting of Don Draper and his Lady. It was made by an artist named María Emegé