Cotton Candy Opener – PUA

For the record, I detest opinion openers. I can execute them  fine and all, but I still don’t like ’em. Yeah, they get the chick talking and buy you another minute, but they’re  blah for me. A large quantity of these openers  leave me feeling… kind of… I don’t know… less than satisfied. They give me that not-so-fresh feeling.
I’m at the point where   anything will open. But what I’m looking for is openers that lead in to a lot of other lovely stuff. My best openers are the ones that flow seamlessly in to routines, qualifying, and stuff like that. I guess in case you deliver the opener  times you are able to find those seamless transitions, but some openers  don’t lend themselves to it.
Go up to a woman and say “Hey, do you know anyplace to get cotton candy around here this time of night?”
Cotton Cany
Here’s a lovely example of one that works, the Cotton sweet Opener:
This flows in to the following:
I’m immediately mentally qualifying her based on her answer. A druggy will think I’m talking about drugs. anyone with no sense of humor will tell me a serious answer like “Wal-Mart.” chilled women know it’s a joke, and they joke back. They sense I’m qualifying them, and it’s a lovely thing.
A woman will often ask why you asked her that. I say “because you look like you go to the circus a lot.” This is confusing and mystifying. I’m not positive why, but it works. I think it’s some kind of an offbeat tease. Then I ask when was the last time they went to the circus, and if the answer is seldom I lead in to “were you an underprivileged ghetto infant?” If they has been, I let her talk a moment about childhood memories. Only seldom will a woman get  offended by the circus thing, about 1 in 50 I’d say.
I say “where I’m from you are able to get it anytime 24/7 cause there’s a Mexican man who sells it on the corner at 3am.” She’ll ask “where are you from?” I make her guess. Now we’re in a guessing game. I might start guessing stuff about her , which can lead in to psychic-type routines. “I’m from texas City” I ultimately tell them, which makes me instantly cooler than the women. They’re in awe of you in case you say you’re from texas City. (Well, unless you’re actually in texas City in which case you want to switch it up a bit. Like say texas, or Queens.)
This leads in to a “reckon/yonder” method, which is where I make fun of wherever it is that she’s from. “Do you use the word think? How about yonder… how ’bout fixin'” This stuff makes me much cooler than the woman.
This leads in to “do you crawl through cow fields in the midst of the night looking for psychedelic mushrooms growing in cow shit, ’cause my friend Carl told me a narrative about that and I think it’s gross.”
Okay, by that point she’s hooked, and I may be escalating physically, or I may have decided that she’s not worth my time and I move on to the next set.

For the record, I detest neutral opinion openers. I can execute them  fine and all, but I not very ever do. Yeah positive they get the chick talking and buy you another minute, but they’re   blah for me. a quantity of these openers  leave me feeling… kind of… I don’t know… less than satisfied. They give me that not-so-fresh feeling.
I’m at the point where   anything will open. But what I’m looking for is openers that lead in to a lot of other lovely stuff. My best openers are the ones that flow seamlessly in to routines, qualifying, and stuff like that. I guess in case you deliver the opener  times you are able to find those seamless transitions, but some openers  don’t lend themselves to it.
Go up to a woman and say “Hey, do you know anyplace to get cotton sweet around here this time of night?”
Here’s a lovely example of one that works, the Cotton sweet Opener:
This flows in to the following:
I’m immediately mentally qualifying her based on her answer. A druggy will think I’m talking about drugs. anyone with no sense of humor will tell me a serious answer like “Wal-Mart.” chilled women know it’s a joke, and they joke back. They sense I’m qualifying them, and it’s a lovely thing.A woman will often ask why you asked her that. I say “because you look like you go to the circus a lot.” This is confusing and mystifying. I’m not positive why, but it works. I think it’s some kind of an offbeat tease. Then I ask when was the last time they went to the circus, and if the answer is seldom I lead in to “were you an underprivileged ghetto infant?” If they has been, I let her talk a moment about childhood memories. Only seldom will a woman get  offended by the circus thing, about 1 in 50 I’d say. I say “where I’m from you are able to get it anytime 24/7 cause there’s a Mexican man who sells it on the corner at 3am.” She’ll ask “where are you from?” I make her guess. Now we’re in a guessing game. I might start guessing stuff about her , which can lead in to psychic-type routines. “I’m from texas City” I ultimately tell them, which makes me instantly cooler than the women. They’re in awe of you in case you say you’re from texas City. (Well, unless you’re actually in texas City in which case you want to switch it up a bit. Like say texas, or Queens.)This leads in to a “reckon/yonder” method, which is where I make fun of wherever it is that she’s from. “Do you use the word think? How about yonder… how ’bout fixin'” This stuff makes me much cooler than the woman. This leads in to “do you crawl through cow fields in the midst of the night looking for psychedelic mushrooms growing in cow shit, ’cause my friend Carl told me a narrative about that and I think it’s gross.”Okay, by that point she’s hooked, and I may be escalating physically, or I may have decided that she’s not worth my time and I move on to the next set.